The Lazy Business Man
Having more money than passion!
2/12/08 - Michael Patrick Murphy

One day Ferd Berfel decided to jump into his bagel business while keeping his day job at ACME Widgets. He'd procrastinated for years, but upon inheriting a healthy sum of money, Ferd leapt.

He signed a lease and filled his bagel joint with everything that came to mind. "Business plan schmisness plan," Ferd thought.

At first, customers came and Ferd's hot looking female manager kept 'em coming. He didn't stress too much, because he set a few bucks aside for emergencies. He knew that if he just made great bagels, folks would come from miles away to share in his passion for them. At first, he felt like someone important and someone who was going places.

Then the problems began. Ferd was so focused on the bagels that he started to neglect things like the restrooms. Seeing the business everyday, he failed to notice that his signs were crooked and that dust was accumulating on the fixtures above his boothes and tables. Worse, a recession loomed and folks were staying home more.

Friends and customers tried to help and offer advice, often from their own customer's perspective. They sounded more and more like his bosses at ACME Widgets. One day Ferd lashed out at his mother, "What do you know about bagels anyway?" His mother backed off and so did Ferd's friends.

Pretty soon, Ferd's business just wasn't fun anymore. He began to play with new ideas on his computer which kept on crashing and frustrating him. He put few of them into action. Indeed, Ferd's funds were starting to run low and he no longer had enough to implement his grand schemes. Towards the end, Ferd tried to offload responsibilities on managers that he would later blame for his business's failure.

Ferd eventually lost the business he never had control of. Since he wasn't incorporated, he had to file for bankruptcy in order to keep the creditors from attaching his ACME wages. When Ferd looked back, he wondered how he ever worked so hard for so little. True, Ferd was hard working and considering his day job, he really did put in some hours. However, Ferd's brain was lazy. Ferd worked hard, but not smart. Two glaring traits persisted. Ferd wouldn't plan and he wouldn't listen. Had he done so, the outcome might have been very different. After all, Ferd did make a very good bagel.

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Updated 2/12/08